Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Phyllis Santos in: Patikim ng Sitaw
so i tried eating Sitaw yesterday and tangina ang pangit talaga e. nasa loob kami ng Sinangag Express (SEX) and no choice kailangan ko kumain ng SITAW (wtf, right?) dahil sabi ko masarap and i lied!!! hindi ko alam kung saan galing yung sitaw puta naka- plastic pa eh. ewan ko naman kung saang KARINDERYA yun nakuha jusko naman.
someone: kumain ka ng gulay
ako: ayoko nga
someone: hindi ka kakain? papamigay namin si Snowie (yung aso kong panget)
ako: wag!! kumakain naman ako a! ang sarap nga ng SITAW e
someone: ulul, sitaw? ikaw? sige ha bibili tayo
ako: sure! (knowing na sa SEX kami kakain at hello maliit ang chance na may gulay don)
while we were inside waiting for the food, lumabas si kuya... kumuha ako ng water at tissue sa may counter... pagbalik ko may plastic ng SITAW. shet, patay. langya langya langya.
someone: o yan, kainin mo nga...
ako: eh duh wag ngayon, kaka- adjust lang ng braces ko, maawa ka!
someone: eh pano yung order mo? cancel na lang?
ako: no! when i bite sa side naman it doesn't hurt
someone: then "bite sa side"
walangya. i ate 2 cuts na mga 3 inches long. the horror. gaddamit.
so bakit ba kami nasa Taft? wala lang. nagpunta kasi kaming 4 (siblings) sa dentist and si ate may class ng 2:40 sa Benilde so dun na lang kami kumain. nakayuko ako the whole time i was there but i did saw nixie. nixie nga ba? hala, i don't know. i forgot.
tomorrow i think i'm going back there again dahil kay nikki tan and i'm going with mika. then tuesday again for bullet and i'm going with mael, mika and hopefully detdet and betbet. =)
----my God, have you seen L. Lohan's body in a bikini lately? i saw her's on a US tabloid we have here and hindi siya hot. hahaha. Cameron's body is not so din. Pink's body? uhmm... Vanessa Minnillo's errr. basta Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba and Christina Ricci the best!
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Wednesday, June 06, 2007
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